Quote reblogged from Ramblings Of A Lefty with 40 notes
If I’m going to threaten a woman, I’m going to do it with pie, peanut butter bars, and general happiness.
Martin (via gilesmarie)
IN YOUR FACE WOMEN!!!
Audio post reblogged from Ramblings Of A Lefty with 21 notes - Played 3,334 times
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]My latest obsession.
Thanks, Martin!
That’s because best song ever.
You’re welcome. :)
Source: SoundCloud / matesofstate
Quote reblogged from Ramblings Of A Lefty with 31 notes
Hello Kitty and T-Rex are alike in that they both have short arms. And how does Hello Kitty do her hair with those short arms?
-Martin (via gilesmarie)
Ok, so she doesn’t really have hair to do. What about that bow? HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
Quote reblogged from Ramblings Of A Lefty with 49 notes
Hugs are underrated.
Post reblogged from Ramblings and Frustrations. with 30 notes
Dear Creeper,
Martin has my back.
You have been warned…
I WILL GATHER MY TUMBLR ARMY. WE WILL DO BATTLE. I WILL END PEOPLE.
Source: nicolesprivates
Post reblogged from goldfish diaries
Audioper pimpin’
Ain’t easy, Yeezey taught me
Good grammer, manners
I have exactly zero haiku skills.
Thank you!
Source: twitchyspastic
Photoset reblogged from I'm So Totally with 48 notes
Martin, The Polite Pimp.
I couldn’t help myself tonight, so I had to make these.
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that Martin isn’t a good sport.
Wow. I am dead.
Source: totallycoty
Photo reblogged from TUMBLR TALKING IN ALL CAPS with 22 notes
HELLO THERE, I WILL BE YOUR BATHROOM STALL ATTENDANT FOR THE EVENING!
HA HA! DON’T BE ALARMED, IT’S ALL A PART OF…
(jazz hands)
THE NEW ARBY’S!
Perfect. Brilliant. Fun!
Source: tumblrtalkinginallcaps
Post reblogged from Chronically Awesome with 16 notes
New Favorite Word:
Awesomositude
I invent words to describe people I love.
STM.
Source: chronically-awesome
Photo reblogged from Hold that thought.... with 49 notes
I slept with these two! Okay fine. I was on the 4’ long couch which I was too lazy to pull out the sofabed.
For inquiring minds, spiralingsideways has cute Super Mario PJ pants.
I had some of the best people in my room Saturday night.
Source: bunnkwio
