January 2012
That group of scenes in the movie Big Fish
Where Ewan McGregor’s character, Edward Bloom, goes through a series of events in an attempt to win the heart of Alison Lohman’s character, Sandra Templeton; including replacing a teacher’s slides with hearts, skywriting love messages, and filling the quad with her favorite flowers, daffodils. Yeah. That.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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800-222-4357
junecleaverish: Tipsy Tow is offered by AAA and you don’t have to be a AAA member to use it. Between 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve, they will pick your drunk asses up and drive you - and tow your car - home. For free. It’s a nationwide service. Don’t be a douchebag. Don’t drink and drive. Someone’s kid is out there on the road, too.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Here's a resolution or two for ya
But I only resolve to do things. One or two people have told me that I should never change, and I take that as a compliment. 1. I resolve to actually do a FaceTime call with someone. More than once. 2. I will post more happy/fun stuff. 3. I will comment at least half as much as I heart posts (and I heart A LOT). 4. I will dance with one or more women. 5. I will be independent, but only...
Jan 1st
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December 2011
New Year's traditions
I don’t make resolutions. Wait, for years I did make the same resolution every year: I resolved to not make resolutions. I failed every time. This year I intend on being asleep(or on my way) at midnight. I’ve never been kissed on New Year’s Eve. Or ever, actually. Ok, there are 2 ladies here who have kissed me on the neck and face, but never anything more. (Don’t get...
Dec 31st
Listentwitchyspastic: Death Cab For Cutie-The New Year
Dec 31st
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So, while on break
To cheer myself up some, I look through the 110 messages I have saved in my askbox. Smiling now, at least a little bit.
Dec 31st
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It may also be that I'm hungry.
I left the house last night not thinking about food for the evening OR morning at the apartment. More grumbling.
Dec 31st
Everyone can just shut up!
Hi. I’m just a little tired and brain fried. And I have to work New Year’s Eve AND New Year’s Day. I’m only a little crabby. Really.
Dec 31st
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therealcherilyn replied to your photo: Check out my room. MY ROOM. I’m sleeping here… please for the love of everything, drop that windows panoramic app and use demander. it’s beautiful and doesn’t make pics looks weird. i promise you. I can’t find this app…
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Futon packed, on our way up
Tonight I sleep in my own apartment. OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
Dec 30th
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Busy
Today I’m trying to finish moving. Next week is my birthday (Thursday) The week after I’ll be in Chicago. Busy busy busy time.
Dec 30th
SST
Intelligence
Dec 29th
SST
The curve of the neck meeting the shoulder
Dec 29th
Urban dictionary name definitions
I won’t be posting mine, but you can go look up “Martin” yourself. Personally I like the third one best.
Dec 29th
Hotel booked
Here we come, Chicago!!
Dec 29th
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Today and Friday are days for getting things done
After work today I need to make sure my futon comes apart. When I bought it, I basically picked it right out of the window display and took it home in the back of our minivan. I don’t know that it’ll fit that way in the truck that’s taking it tithe apartment Friday, or that it’ll fit through my apartment doors while intact. Today or Friday I need to get some shoes and...
Dec 28th
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kaonicks asked: I heart you a lot :) bake me a pie?
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Futon move date: set
Final moving day is now this Friday.
Dec 28th
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Is it January yet?
Is it January yet?
Dec 28th
Ok, not entirely true
Not staying at the apartment like I previously said.
Dec 27th
Truthful words
• I got home at 5 this morning from hanging out with the library crew. I miss those guys. • I’ve decided to finally spend my first night at the apartment tonight, even though I haven’t gotten my futon up there yet. Good thing I’m an old Boy Scout with bed rolls and mats and stuff. • I’ve been scheduled on Saturday 7-2 at Job B, and 12-5 at Job A. FUUUUUUU. • I’ve...
Dec 27th
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Friends!
My first job was at the public library here in B-wick. We went through a few generations of hires, and the last group before I left is who I’m with tonight. We watch Michael Cera movies and mock him mercilessly. Tonight it’s Paper Heart, which so far kinda sucks
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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Front Page
As I was making tea this morning, my dad sits down to start reading his paper. “Do you play Words With Friends?” he asks suddenly. “Eh, sorta. I’m not very good at it. Why do you ask?” Hearing my dad talk about iOS in any form always makes me wonder where he got it from. “Oh, there’s an article about it on the front page today.” There’s an...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
“Alec Guinness is dead!”
– Out of context quote of the evening
Dec 26th
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Jill wins the music game tonight
Being a workaholic recluse means not getting a chance to hear Cloud Cult before now.
Dec 26th
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I got an iTunes gift card for Christmas
It’s burning a hole in my digital pocket. So based on my general musical interests, what should I go looking for?
Dec 25th
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hiddenedgellace replied to your photo: I am listening to Silversun Pickups Guys, they… Actually, it was wrote with the last album, but they didn’t include it and this song is coming out on an EP, but they are working on new music. Well that sucks. But I see on Wikipedia that they’re slated to release their next one in the spring, so that’ll be nice. Thanks for clearing that up!
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I am also notoriously bad at wrapping gifts.
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Dec 25th
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I'm a hugger (this post is ridiculous)
Hugs are amazing. And I love to hug people. It makes me feel better, it makes you feel better (hopefully). “It’s like an emotional heimlich, someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breathe again.” (Pushing Daisies reference). But it can be more than that too. You...
Dec 25th
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Off to strudel delivery!
littlerunnergurl: You bishes who don’t live close are jealous as fuck of Audioper, aren’t you?  You should be. Envy me.
Dec 25th
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I have something to say, but my mind is too...
Although it seems to be in one piece enough to use words like “cohesively”. Things have been happening over the past month. I’ve been too busy to be totally on top of some of them. I have an opinion, and something to say, but I don’t know if I can say it with the right words right now. This is all stupid. Please just be nice to each other. It’s the holidays,...
Dec 24th
“… And there’s little poops in my cup holder!”
– Coworker Erin, on discovery of some sort of mouse in her car
Dec 23rd
Working today?!
Are you kidding? I work both jobs today AND tomorrow! You just shut your mouths.
Dec 23rd
STM
By proxy! The Internet by association!!
Dec 23rd
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“Hugs are underrated.”
– A very wise friend (via gilesmarie)
Dec 23rd
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I disagree. The end.
Let’s be friends.
Dec 22nd
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